He sat behind me in French class the first day of 10th grade, and as they say, the rest is history.

I had gotten over a terrible friendship breakup with my childhood BFF the previous summer, and swore to myself I would never be friends with anyone ever again (I was 15, ok?!). We met in 9th grade, but didn't talk much. I call it 'friendcest.' You see, I had a male best friend in high school. There's more to life than that.įriendcest! I don't have a male sibling, so incest has never seriously icked me out, but I guess you could say that for me, this book is the equivalent of incest. Don't waste your time languishing over what Could Be and what Could Have Been. If you do have a friend like I described above, do yourself a favor, grow some balls, tell him, and just get the fuck over it, please. If not, you might find it incredibly nauseating, as I did.

If you have a really really cute guy friend and you guys have been close for so long but oh my god he's so hot and you think you're in love with him but does he like you and what about that time he checked out that other girl and oh my god you guys stay up all night talking and you're like *this* close and he makes your heart go aflutter because he's so *sigh* handsome and does he really see me the way I see him and I know he's dating my friend, but it's so awkward, and he'll never love her the way I love him, do I love him?! Oh my god, why can't he just see we were meant to be?!?!111ONE! and you feel like maybe you guys should declare your feelings *bluuuuuuush* and see where it takes you?!?!1 When you’re best friends with a girl and you blather on and on, she kisses you to make you shut up.*barf* I don't bloody think so. Here’s the basic difference between having a girl as a best friend as opposed to a guy.

Better off friends by elizabeth eulberg